Chistes de Halloween para niños en inglés
Recursos educativos en inglés - Humor
- What room does a ghost not need? A living room.
- What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.
- What's big, scary and has three wheels? A monster riding a tricycle!
- What kinds of pants do ghosts wear? Boo-jeans.
- Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers!
- What do birds say on Halloween? Trick or Tweet!
- Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts.
- What is a zombie's favorite thing to eat? Brain food.
- Why was there thunder and lightning inside the laboratory? Because Dr. Frankenstein and Igor were brain"storming."
- Why do pumpkins do so badly in school? Because they had all their brains scooped out.
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- Why didn't the skeleton go to school? His heart wasn't in it.
- How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? A pumpkin patch.
- Why did the zombie skip school? He felt rotten.
- Are black cats bad luck? Only if you're a mouse.
- What kind of tests do vampires give their students? Blood tests.
- What kind of music do mummies love? Wrap music.
- Why do skeletons stay so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
- What does a pumpkin like to read? Pulp fiction.
- Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
- What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin? “You look a little sick.”
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- What happens when you stay up all night on Halloween? Something dawns on you.
- Where do vampires keep their money? The blood bank.
- How do ghosts wash their hair? With shamboo.
- What happens when a vampire goes in the snow? Frost bite!
- What instrument does a skeleton play? The trombone.
- Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because there was noBody on the other side.
- What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock.
- Have you heard how popular the local cemetery is? People are just dying to get in.
- What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
- Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches? They have no hands to knock on the door.
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- What kind of dog does Dracula have? A blood hound.
- What is a ghost's nose full of? Boooooogers!
- What fruit do scarecrows love the most? Straw-berries.
- What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
- What does a witch use to do her hair? Scarespray!
- Why don’t vampires have more friends? Because they are a pain in the neck.
- What do you call a witch who goes to the beach? A sand-witch.
- Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no "body" to dance with.
- Why was the broom late? It over swept.
- Why did the Headless Horseman get a job? He was trying to get ahead in life.
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- Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field.
- What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie? Your teeth.
- Why do vampires always seem sick? They’re always coffin.
- How does a witch style her hair? With scare-spray.
- What kind of monster likes to dance? The boogeyman.
- What does a ghost keep in his stable? Nightmares.
- What did the werewolf eat after his teeth cleaning? The dentist.
- What did the skeleton buy at the grocery store? Spare ribs.
- Where does the zombie live? On a dead-end street.
- Why don’t skeletons watch horror movies? They don’t have the guts.
- Where do ghosts go on holidays? The Boohamas.
- How do ghosts search the web? They use “Ghoul-gle.”
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